I'm assuming this is completely hypothetical, right? :) The best birthday present someone could give me would be an autographed first edition of any of Mary Shelley's or the Bronte sisters' works. Unfortunately, I don't think there are any in existence; or, at least, for a reasonable amount of money ;)

Amy, 23
Baton Rouge, LA

Time with the man I'm in love with. But my birthday was in September, so. .

Karen, 20
Marshelltown/Ames, IA

A magic envelope that granted me a whole, year of working on whatever my heart desired without regard to making money or meeting obligations.

Felicia, 34
Somerville, MA

HOW ABOUT ...   TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR

Doug
Lowell, MA

My ideal birthday would be a day when all interruptions were delightful diversions.

Jill, 59
Saylorsburg, PA

The best present I could receive is that I could have no health problems for the rest of my natural life. The best present I have ever received was on my 21st which was a puppy bought by my husband.

Nikki, 26
Kirkham ENGLAND

A black Z8 BMW in my driveway

Janet, 42
E. Brunswick NJ

Love.

Ray, 17
Toronto  CANADA

Man. . .I feel so crude. . . .Just one year i'd like to get a truly pretty, young and innocent looking whore knocking on my door with a red bow around her neck and a big smile. . ..

Getting laid is always a nice present. . it's easy and mindless and quick and nothing much else feels quite as good. . .

mothmc, 35
Pensacola, FL

The best birthday present I could ever receive would be for someone to send me somewhere where I've never been before. (Didn't Mama Cass sing about that?)

Reba, 50
Rockville, MD

Yesterday / Tomorrow