Tuesday, February 22, 2005

What is your best joke?

8 Comments:

At 5:50 AM, Samantha said...

Me.

HAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAH Yeah i know thats a good one isnt it?
Hilarious!!!!

 
At 6:47 AM, Tam said...

I'm not really a "joke" person.

 
At 4:10 AM, karen,milltown,nj said...

I love jokes but am really terrible about telling them...

 
At 6:48 PM, Jill said...

I'm very fond of this limerick:

There was a young lady of Wight
Who had great trouble sleeping at night.
Because of the ping-
Ping, ping of her spring,
And the glare of her little red light.

 
At 5:07 AM, Steve said...

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a wheelchair?
A: Crippled.

 
At 9:27 PM, Jane said...

I don't really have one.

 
At 2:24 PM, Laura from Lowell said...

A Scotman was walking home from the Games. He'd had a few pints too many and decided he'd best take a wee nap. So he settles down and falls asleep under a tree. A while later, two pretty little Scottish lassies were walking by. They were curious about what was under a Scotsman's kilt, so they took a look. They giggled. One of the girls took a ribbon out of her hair and tied it around... well you get the idea... They skipped off. The Scotman eventually woke up and went home. He got undressed to shower and he looked down and saw the blue ribbon. "Well laddie," he said, "I don't know where you've been or what you've been doin' but I'm glad to see you took the first prize."

 
At 10:03 AM, Anonymous said...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Euripides

Euripides who?

Euripides pants, ya buy me another pair!

 

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