I am the Queen of the road. You must all yield to me.

Jennifer, 19
Wilkes-Barre, PA  USA

"I am what I am."

Eric, 19
Beverly Hills, CA  USA

One bumb sticker which I like would be: "To alcohol, the cause of,  and solution to, all of life's problems"-Homer Simpson

Will, 30
Parts Unknown

Probably something along the lines of "Now if I only had a car to put this damn thing on..."

Alias Irrelevante

Choose to be happy.

Jane, 60
West Linn, OR   USA

1) my best quality is being a bitch --> beautiful individual who causes hard-ons.
2) i'm a bitch and i know how to use it.
3) Don't be stupid.

Mandi, 16
Lake City, MN   USA

Caution:  Blind Person Driving (not that I am, but it would be kind of funny).

Felicia, 35
Lowell, MA   USA

I Love Jesus

Melodi, 19
Gahanna, OH USA

"I Love To Say Fuck". Because I do.

Shanna, 16
Cardiff ENGLAND

I don't know about designing my own bumper sticker..but some I do like  are: Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you are an a..hole. My kid beat up your honor role student. Of course, win if you can lose if you  must, but always cheat.

Frodo
age unknown, parts unknown

For Me: Drop Dead Gorgeous Blonde Inside. Smiles Welcome, But Watch the Road.Z
For Anyone: Life's Short, Drive Fast

Katie, 25
Seminole, FL   USA

"Honk if you know Bob"

Jaden, 21
Brampton, Ontario  CANADA

Stop being a damn tailgater

Justin
Bend, OR  USA

Saying you are in love is just an excuse to act like you lack common sense.

Angela, 16
Bella Vista, AR  USA

I always said I'd just buy the one I saw once that said "Save a bull, ride a cowgirl." But now I don't find that so entertaining, and I don't know what sticker I'd create.

Karen, 21
Marshelltown/Ames, IA  USA

Why are you reading this? KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!

Jonathan, 19
Brevard, NC   USA

"The Driver of This Car Shoots Tailgators On Sight" :)

Talia, 23
Wilton, CT   USA

If I set my mind to the problem, I could design my own bumper sticker and find someone to produce my idea in quantity. Unfortunately for the terms of the question, I have a low boredom threshold. I know full well that what might amuse me for a day--or three days--would pall quickly. Besides, I drive a car, not a bulletin board.

Jill, 60
Saylorsburg, PA  USA

It would say: "I Hate Bumper Stickers."

Dianne, 16
Ontario  CANADA

I brake for rainbows.

A-Dog, 18
McMinnville, OR  USA

Lust for life
or
You're innocent when you dream

no-itsme, 29
HOLLAND

I guess it would say something like "It works for me"

Reba, 51
Rockville, MD USA

It would say "PLEASE DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO TO YOU".

Lisa J., 22
TN  USA

Yesterday / Tomorrow